The Schtick
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Many years ago before I became a yoga teacher, I was lucky enough to enjoy dinner with one of the great American yoga gurus. I asked where he finds inspiration, because of course, I wanted to know who was guru to the guru. He told me the inspiration comes from silent meditation retreats otherwise known as Vipassana. Wow I thought. This guru goes straight to the Source for inspiration. Bad ass. So I looked into this Vipassana to see if I might be able to use any of my Starwood points. After realizing the rustic nature of the silent meditation experience, I hesitated but then recognized that if I was truly going to become a yoga teacher, I needed to follow in the footsteps of the gurus.
So I drove 6 hours to the Yosemite region for a weekend silent meditation retreat for beginners. I must admit I was nervous. And rightfully so. The days consisted of 3 hours of meditation, 1 hour of breakfast, 3 more hours of meditation, 1 hour of lunch, 3 hours of meditation, 30 minutes to walk around, 3 hours more of meditation, dinner and sleep. I thought I was doing great until halfway thru the weekend. I was suddenly asked to leave when the management found a half-empty bottle of muscle relaxers in my dobb kit. You're probably thinking just what I was thinking. "Who the hell was going thru my dobb kit?"
I was perplexed. Speaking in today's terms, I felt like the Roger Clemens of Vipassana. Does God really discriminate against those who show up to meet Him in an altered state? Is there some kind of spiritual commission who would prosecute Eckhart Tolle if they discovered his Power of Now was inspired not by meditation but rather by extended release Percoset? Jeeeeeeezzzzzzzz. I wasn't just perplexed, I was pissed! I thought the days of being expelled ended in 12th grade. So I left in a huff and made sure to drive a few annoying circles around the meditation hut blasting Hanson's Mmmbop before I "boned out."
I later felt remorse for distracting the other meditators. That being said, the retreat did not end well. But I did in fact learn some valuable lessons on my silent meditation retreat. One: The atmosphere of thought is surprisingly thin in light of the eternally deep, underlying ocean of bliss. Two: The discomfort of transcending body consciousness in endless hours of sitting meditation is far outweighed by even a fleeting sense of spirit. Three: hide your muscle relaxers. This incident took place over 10 years ago and I've since come to realize that a supreme state of calmness and relaxation can be achieved naturally without the help of Soma. But to those of you on the Path: sometimes these spiritual accomplishments seem impossible BECAUSE THEY ARE IMPOSSIBLE. Twelve hours of meditation in a single day? I don't know about you but I say 'NFW.'
Life doesn't have to be so difficult and spiritual fulfillment doesn't have to be so far-fetched. As Robert Louis Stephenson said, "The best things in life are nearest. Breath in your nostrils, light in your eyes, flowers at your feet, duties at your hand, the path of right before you."
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Taken by a Bear
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I recently read a story in the book WALK IN THE WOODS about a young boy named David Anderson who was camping with his family in Lake Canimina in Western Quebec. In the middle of the night, a bear prowling the campsight sniffed around David's tent. The bear liked what it smelled, bit into one of David's limbs, and dragged him screaming thru the camp and into the woods. By the time his family knew what was going on, the young boy was dead. I know; not a pleasant story. I don't tell you this to scare you. I only tell you this because life is short and shit happens. NOW is the time to live fully and join me for a wilderness expedition where you are protected from bears in a luxurious setting called the Red Mountain Spa. And if you are still scared, know that I, Bar-Mitzvah trained, am there for your safety. The Red Mountain Spa's insanely gorgeous canyon setting, inspired yoga classes featured never-before-heard themes, soothing massages, and dining with a perfect Spring sun setting over your shoulder all suggest a weekend that will be one of the great ones in 2008. AND IT'S ONLY FOR A WEEKEEND SO YOU'll BE AWAY JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF TIME TO RELAX AND REFRESH without getting in trouble with the loved ones back at home. All participants will receive long head massages, a full take-home set of the weekend music, endless amounts of flowing Vosges Chocolate, delicious wines specially selected by Red Mountain's award-winning sommelier, late night fireside chats featuring my full array of terrible jokes, and last but not least, newfound connections with cool people you'd never otherwise know. "You don't age until your regrets outnumber your dreams." LET'S LIVE IT UP April 17-20. Click here for more info. Please email me with questions or to register: yeahdave@yeahdaveyoga.com
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Feudo Arancio presents: Yoga + Wine in SICILY
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Sicilian winery Feudo Arancio is sponsoring an amazing new year of Yoga + Wine. If you are a wine connoisseur, you'll learn to enjoy your love in a post-yoga state of heightened sensory awareness. If you are a wine novice, you'll learn the tricks of the trade so you can bullshit your wino friends into thinking you're a pro. If those aren't reasons enough, check out the upcoming Yoga + Wine schedule of events:     August 31-September 5 Yoga + Wine in Sicily with me and Angela GarganoOur last Yoga + Wine Journey to Umbria was nothing short of amazing. Everyone gained 10 pounds of passion and pasta as we toured the central Italian countryside, stayed in sweet villas with fine touches of Italian style, enjoyed morning yoga sessions inspiring fresh perspective, and dined in unique and unforgettable restaurants such as an ancient monastery converted to a restaurant fit for a king. We figured something this special required a sequel! We are excited to announce the next Yoga + Wine adventure (August 31-September 5) to the cultural and epicurean paradise of Sicily. Imagine a life where you eat better, enjoy more, and live longer! Welcome to Mediterranean living; welcome to Yoga + Wine in Sicily. Join me and wine educator and founder of Bliss Flow Yoga Angela Gargano this August 31 to September 5 for the experience of a lifetime. These 6 days and 5 nights on the exotic island of Sicily will focus on the food, pace, and perspective that make Mediterranean living the stuff of dreams. Culture, art, food, wine and beautiful surroundings; these are the paramount reasons for going to Sicily, but add yoga to the mix and you've got The Perfect Vacation! After a daily morning yoga practice, you will leave your yoga mat behind and set out to enjoy Sicily's glorious landscapes, exquisite and breathtaking works of art, magnificent food and luscious wines. Sicily requires a certain knowledge, style and perspective to appreciate its layers of history, from Greek and Roman ruins to amazing French, Spanish and Arab architecture. Being that Angela is from Sicily, she and Shop, Wine and Dine will present an expert tour thru Sicily's culture, history, and lifestyle. Our retreat will be sponsored by renowned Sicilian winery, Feudo Arancio, and will include a tour of their facilities. Learn more about why these wines, made from native Sicilian varietals, are so special to us! For more info, click here. If you have questions or to sign up, contact Angela at: blissflowyoga@yahoo.com
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| Feudo Arancio presents: Epicurean Enlightenment
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The next era of Yoga + Wine begins on Saturday, March 1 from 1:30-3:30pm at Exhale Santa Monica. Angela Gargano and I will present Epicurean Enlightenment or one might say: YOGA AND FEAST. Here's some more info:
This 2 hour experience will focus on how to best pair food with wine, and spirit with passion to achieve enhanced sensation and higher vibration. You will begin with my 90 minute flowing vinyasa yoga class that will focus on making important decisions from your most natural state. When we act hastily from a stressed state, we make bad decisions that sour the soul. Such decisions are like pairing dessert wine with steak..yuck. After class when you are refreshed and relaxed, sommelier Angela Gargano will lead you thru a tasting of wines from the Feudo Arancio vineyards in Sicily. She will teach you how to pair wine and food so that you can reach peak states of epicurean ecstasy. For instance, opposites attract. Angela will show you things such as how a rich, salty blue cheese like a Stilton can be complimented by a rich, honey like Sauternes; or spicy thai noodles bring out the best in a sweet gewurztraminer. You will leave with newfound knowledge of food and wine, body and spirit. YES THIS WORKSHOP WILL INCLUDE AN AMAZING FOOD AND WINE TASTING AFTER THE YOGA EXPERIENCE.
For more exciting details: http://exhalespa.com/locations/santa-monica/
Or contact me with questions or to say hey: yeahdave@yeahdaveyoga.com
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| Livin' the Moment
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I finished my book, LIVIN' THE MOMENT, and now it needs to bake in the oven before it's published in the near future by Broadway Books/Random House. I In the meantime, check out what will be AWESOME Livin the Moment weekends in Washington DC, Chicago, and New Jersey. A Livin' the Moment weekend features accessible gateways by which to find a more deeply present moment and take time away from the bump and grind of everyday living. Such accessible gateways include flowing yoga, great music, exotic chocolate and fine wine Join me: February 22-24 at Sacred Spaces Yoga in the greater Washington DC March 7-9 at Total Body Yoga in the greater Chicago area March 14-16 at the Yoga and Healing Center in Scotch Plains, NJ March 28-30 at Evolution Yoga in Cleveland, OH Each weekend will feature not just one experience but a complete journey starting Friday with 45 minutes of audio-visual inspiration that will illustrate the power of a deeply present moment; continuing with a new evolution of chocolate powered yoga and wine-inducing ecstasy; and finishing with a slam bang of great music and a shift in perspective that will leave you fired up for the best Spring ever! All weekends feature equally fun and boredom-proof info that is totally different from what I've presented in previous trips!
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| Yoga + Chocolate Training with Katrina Markoff and David Romanelli
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Dates are now confirmed for the Yoga + Chocolate Training with me and Katrina Markoff: MAY 2-4, 2008. Last week I said May 9-11 but i really meant May 2-4 which is THE FIRST WEEKEND OF MAY.
For the last 4 years, Katrina Markoff of Vosges Haut-Chocolat and I have taken Yoga + Chocolate all across the world. It has evolved from an initial retreat in Oaxaca, Mexico to a 2 hour sensory tour de force to the Chocolate Chakra Tour. And now comes the latest evolution in Yoga + Chocolate.
If you are a passionate student or teacher wanting more, the Yoga + Chocolate Training will teach you to develop even more passion for chocolate; not just the taste but the symbol of deliciousness as experienced in a deeply and richly present moment. This 4 day weekend intensive will focus on the tastes, sounds and message that have made Yoga + Chocolate such a sweet experience. The training will include:
-history of chocolate -chakra cooking inspiration with Vosges founder Katrina Markoff -In-depth on the chakras and how to accentuate thru exotic chocolate -applying chocolate to a yoga experience -entrepreneurial wisdom from Entrpreneur Magazine's Woman of the Year, Katrina Markoff -aromatherapy 101 -chocolate as the ultimate example of living large in the present moment
If you're a chocolate lover and particularly a Vosges lover, this workshop will be 3 days of heaven.
Email me with interest and questions: yeahdave@yeahdaveyoga.com
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| The Speech
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If
your working environment could benefit from some fresh perspective and
exotic chocolate, check out my Livin the Moment speech. I will show how
your everyday passions can unlock the power of a deeply present moment.
Modern research proves that one who is more present finds more success
in every aspect of life from work to marriage to parenting. Having been
presented to Veuve Clicquot and American Express to name a few, the
Livin' the
Moment speech is fresh, well-researched, and sexy (if I don't say so
myself).
Click here for more info
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Yeah Dave Yoga (around the world)
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Washington DC Feb 22-24
(www.sacredspacerockville.com)
Santa Monica, CA March 1 YOGA + WINE WITH ANGELA GARGANO (www.exhalespa.com)
Wilmette, IL March 7
(www.genyoga.com)
Chicago, IL March 7-9
(totalbodyyoga.com)
NY/NJ March 14-16 (yogaandhealingcenter.com)
Cleveland, OH March 28-30
(www.evoyoga.com) (LVM)
Phoenix, AZ April 11-13
(atoneyoga.com)
Wilimington, NC TBA
(portersneckyogaspa.com)
Charlotte, NC TBA
(yoga-south.com)
Yoga Retreat in Red Mountain, Utah April 17-20
(redmountainspa.com)
YOGA + CHOCOLATE TRAINING May 2-4 Santa Monica, CA more info TBA
Stockton, CA May 16
(www.mindbody-zone.com)
Los Gatos, CA May 17, 18
(www.yogasource.com)
Charleston, WV August 1-3
(www.koyogawv.com)
Yoga + Wine in Sicily with Angela Gargano August 31-September 5
New York City September 25-28
(www.exhalespa.com)
Honolulu, HI October 19
(www.halekalani.com)
Sacamento, CA November 7-9 (zudayoga.com)
Dallas, TX November 14-16
(livingyogadallas.com)
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My Daily Yoga Schedule
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I teach daily yoga classes at Exhale in Santa Monica and Venice, California.
Monday and Wednesday, 2:30pm, Exhale Venice (these classes are only $8)
Tuesday and Thursday, 6:30pm, Exhale Santa Monica
(Tuesday's class is only $10)
For more info check out:
Exhale in Santa Monica and Venice, CA
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Sincerely,
David Romanelli
Yeah Dave Yoga
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